confusedtree:

Someone on Tumblr started a blog for students to submit old essays that they allegedly scored high on with the intent of it being a one-stop shop for lazy ineffectual plagiarists

Naturally I read all the essays and compiled a list of just some of my favourite quotes

  • The Fashion Victims: Anorexics And Bulimics (Can be used for Psychology or Geography)
  • This essay is over the book “In The Time Of The Butterflies” by Julia Alvarez. The subject was who of the four sisters were the bravest in our opinions. I recieved an A on this essay. There’s no biliography because I didn’t use any real sources.
  • The German hostilities were only the final push for America to become physically involved in the war. America only needed the excuse of German hostilities.
  • Although this image is taken from Wikipedia and can be seen as unreliable we know that Whitechapel was in fact a poverty stricken area. This shows the poorest areas of Whitechapel we also looked at this photo in class, the red and black areas show the poorest areas and were ideal spots for jack to commit his crimes.
  • Gilgamesh faced many trials in his journey but he got through all of them and there were many themes in this oldest piece of literature that could be applied to today’s culture and society.
  • The one good thing about sweatshops:
  • In conclusion, we studied ‘You’re’ by the acclaimed poet Sylvia Plath.

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muffinmachine:

My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police

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petticoatruler:

iinventedeverything:

pervertsofcolor:

howtobeterrell:

Welp. I’m packing my shit to leave guys. It was great while it lasted

I’ll keep posting porn til they kick me off but the end may be near, kiddos.

what the hell??? is this for real? and what does this all mean when the majority of tumblr users appear to be young women/girls and there was recently all that press about omg, young women watching porn on tumblr! (i think esp related to james dean)and now they’re all “we need to make this space safe!” 

like—wtf? young women found a space where they have community to talk about sex and watch porn on their own terms and yahoo is all “we must protect the kids!” 

Note the “Delete” on the Twitter snapshot.

It’s a fake.

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disneybound:

Buy it here!
disneybound:

Buy it here!

myotpwillbethedeathofme:

ewelock:

IM ABOUT TO SCREaM

WTF Bilbo is adorable beyond words.

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johnskele:

mooseandawhale:

Whens Christmas? Im ready 

is this that new pokemon you can ride

johnskele:

mooseandawhale:

Whens Christmas? Im ready 

is this that new pokemon you can ride

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freshprinceofeternia:

hahahahahha perfect
bratwurst-in-dein-sauerkraut:

Esperanza Spaulding.

bratwurst-in-dein-sauerkraut:

Esperanza Spaulding.

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